I went outside to my pool one day and there was a sea turtle in it. I tasted the water and it was salty. I wondered where the turtle came from. He became my friend. A homeless man showed up in my backyard and my sister and I agreed to help him. He went inside my house though, without asking, and Kelsey was afraid that he was going to get his feet on her dust ruffle. They were very dirty.
We went back outside and the backyard had been completely flooded. The source of the flood seemed to be in my alleyway, but I couldn’t see very well. The whole yard had about a foot of water in it, and the pool was filled with all sorts of sea creatures. There was a massive starfish, and a conch in a shell that was the size of a human. There weren’t many fish - it was more of a tidepool. I remember being amazed but also very scared. I didn’t know how to clean up this mess or how to get the animals safely back to the ocean. I wondered how an ocean had flooded all the way to my house.
I was checking out at Costco. I was getting about $100 worth of items, or so I had calculated it out in my head. The cashier was an old woman. She was super nice to me. She rang me up and my total was $202. I thought that was weird but figured that she knew best. I paid for it with my debit card, but then once it had gone through thought that I should at least ask her about the total. She freaked out after she realized that she had rang me up incorrectly, and that I did, in fact, owe her about half that amount.
She went to the bank inside of the Costco (similar to the bank inside of Fry’s) and was trying to get everything resolved, but they couldn’t do it because it was a national holiday (Memorial Day). She came back over to my general area and started crying to her coworker about how she had messed it up. Then she started laugh-crying and I couldn’t figure out if she was laughing or actually upset. We decided to resolve it later.
I went back to my job where I talked with a coworker about how we would get fired if they found out we were on Facebook.
I was watching over my dad’s house for the day while he was out of town. It was nighttime, and I was standing out in the driveway. A very tall, good looking man rides up on a bicycle, going very fast, and skids to a stop right in front of me. He is followed by a few cars filled with people. He tells me that he heard there was a party here and told me thanks for inviting him. I hadn’t invited him and I wanted them to go away because my dad was very specific about how he didn’t want people ruining the house.
Everyone ignored me and piled into the house. They all started smoking cigarettes and pot, and when I went in to the house after them I started freaking out. I was screaming literally at the top of my lungs, as loud and as angry as I could possibly be. No one was listening to me but then Ben told them to all be respectful and to get out of the house. They slowly made their way out. I went to go with them to another location. On the way out of the house, I noticed someone had left a huge pile of ash on a bookcase by the front door. I wanted to clean it up but everyone was leaving so I left as well.
We all went to this house on a mountain/hill in the desert. The house was mostly made of glass and there was southwestern decor everywhere. It reminded me of a typical Arizona room, but made into a house. Everyone continued to smoke and do drugs. I looked outside and saw Alexia talking with what I assumed was her boyfriend. I took my shoes off. I decided I wanted to leave, but forgot my shoes.
I managed to get a ride back to my dad’s house. He was already back home. He was in a good mood and hadn’t smelled anything or noticed the pile of ashes that I hadn’t cleaned up yet. While he was in the other room, I cleaned it up, but instead of just being ash now, it was ash on top of animal poop with tiny bugs all over it. When I cleaned it, the bugs scattered everywhere and I tried to get as many as I could.
There was an evil mastermind who was trying to get a new drug released. Myself and someone else (I don’t remember who) managed to steal his only copy of this black pill that was somehow also evil. We smuggled it out with the help of Angela from The Office. We had to urge her not to take the pill though, because she kept trying to take it. I put the pill in a ziploc bag with some other pills he had given us. We went to take the pill back to my house, where I found a package under my car that I had been trying to send. I guess I hadn’t put enough postage on it. I was frustrated but had to focus on the pill because the man’s henchmen were coming to get us. In the dream, the henchmen were specters. We went inside my house to hide out. Sean was there, talking to a man in my bedroom about the symptoms his father experienced during his bout with leukemia.
I was working in a burger joint where I was covering for a friend of mine. I had no idea how anything worked and so I was really freaked out when my first set of customers came in. They ordered their food and went and sat down. I started cooking their burgers. I put the frozen patties on the flat grill, and left them to start cooking. I came back after a little bit and the patties were all expanding like when you put a marshmallow in the microwave, but not getting cooked.
I started freaking out and split one of them in half like a biscuit. I tried cooking both halves separately but it wouldn’t work. My friend’s boss came in and started yelling at me for taking too long to cook the burgers. Then he turned up the heat on the grill to the setting labeled “Normal” and the burgers started cooking regularly. I thought to myself, oh, good, I can do this easily now. I looked out at the customers I had been cooking for and they already had burgers on their table, somehow.
Some of my friends and I were in this HUGE old castle for like, a leadership seminar or something. Some of us were up on a balcony, and I looked over the balcony into the courtyard, and I saw my friend Dayna and her boyfriend Taylor in a separate group. Taylor was just in like, some little shorts or a loincloth or something, and he was down on the courtyard grass on all fours. She was trying to climb up onto his back like they were going to make a two person human pyramid. Someone in my group looked down and said, “Why is Taylor naked?” and someone else in the group goes “Taylor’s ALWAYS naked. That’s why.”
